Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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Tim and Eric

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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