- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

What is 8 times 4? 32

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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