Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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