Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Why did I get raped

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Guess what.. chicken butt

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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