A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Michael Brown

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Kelly Clarkson

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A women president

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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