- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is a knob? ross d

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

womens rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

0 + 0 = 0

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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