How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

thumb_up thumb_down +21

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

thumb_up thumb_down +19

This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

thumb_up thumb_down +19

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

thumb_up thumb_down +19

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

thumb_up thumb_down +19

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

thumb_up thumb_down +19

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Niki Minaj's ass

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

im a dragon, no im not

thumb_up thumb_down +19

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Knock, Knock. Come In.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops