Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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