- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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