how now brown cow. WTF.

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Matty B

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

AIDS

what did one tree say to the other? move over

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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