What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Your mom.

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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