- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

dead battery come on down

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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