- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a blond?

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

dead battery come on down

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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