Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Why is pi? Because circles.

Busted? What the hell is going on?

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Worst joke ever

Breast cancer.

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