- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Zach Barlow

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

We are lawyers

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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