- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Womens rights.

how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

terry stockton is straight

Hey, look under there! Under what?

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

I'm banging your sister.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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