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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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