Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

thumb_up thumb_down +23

GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Comedy.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

thumb_up thumb_down +23

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

your father died

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

thumb_up thumb_down +21

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops