Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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knock knock. come in.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Seth stock has a large penis

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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