What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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