Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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why?

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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dead battery come on down

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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