- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

Mike tyson

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

colby doesnt shave

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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