What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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you will now laugh.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Women's Rights.

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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