What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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