what's brown and sticky? A stick

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

Well educated black man.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

Gorden Brown.

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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