A baby gets hit by a bus.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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porn-hub

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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Woman's rights

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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why does column have a letter n?

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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