Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

Your time.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

I had my period 3 days ago.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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