- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

What comes after 23? 24.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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