a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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