What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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Yo daddy!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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knock knock who's there aids

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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