What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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