- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

why is john so fat years of over eating

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

Hi Jacob You cool

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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