How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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You're*

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Anti Joke

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