- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

your father died

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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