- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

What's the difference between a duck?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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