you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

Your mother is a man.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

raping black women

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

What's 4+7 47

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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