- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

I am a nigger.

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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