have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Lol! Why you wanna know?

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

The Pope

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

whats a willy? -brock

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

#scabbers

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

The Pope

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

Spread the net.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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