what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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Michael Brown

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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