Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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