- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

matty russel are you on here

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

poop is very very yummy.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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