Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

what do you call a dead black man? dead

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

my friend is gay hes gay

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

Men, get on the boat.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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