- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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