- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

penis hehehehe

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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