If you are my friend like it!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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