- Anti Joke

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

THIS IS an anti-joke.