- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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