Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

A black man in a country bar.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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