What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Kelly Clarkson

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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69

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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