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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Cancer.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

american government

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Gorden Brown.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Womens rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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