A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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a ginger has a soul

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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I lost my tractor.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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