Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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A guy trips a blind man.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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colby doesnt shave

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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How old is your mom? Old.

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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twilight

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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I'm banging your sister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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