- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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