Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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