- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

? I hate niiggers ?

what's worst than being gay? being black

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

when debbie meets downer

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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