Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Melbourne Football Club.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Well educated black man.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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Anti Joke

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