- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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