I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

You smell like shit

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

mc hammers income.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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