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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

hey bill!

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

what time is it? 3:16

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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