- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Women.

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