- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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