- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Bloody kids ...

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Ms. Smoot's class

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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