- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Once upon a cross

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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