what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

black guy graduating high school

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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