Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Knock Knock.

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Women's Rights.

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What's a small person? A midget

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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