- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

Garry Glitters on here

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

I am a n1gger.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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