What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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