What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Womens Rights.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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