Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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Women.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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