Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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AVB

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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