roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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Anti Joke

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