- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

oh hiya come in

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Matty B

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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