What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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for keeps?

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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Ham sandwich

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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*insert joke here*

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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Wade

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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