What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

what do you watch ? a tv

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

My phone rang. So I answered it.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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