- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!