why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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.....Carrot Top....

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Tell you something funny.

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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I've got a dig bick

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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