Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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the cast of the jersey shore

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Hearpin my durp

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Dick spice

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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