Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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