- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

I have a crush on my dad.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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