- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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