- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

I'm gay. No homo.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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