- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Matt is not funny.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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