A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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girls lacrosse

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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