- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

what do you watch ? a tv

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Seth stock has a large penis

womens rights

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

fack me in the ace! CC

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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