- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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