Wade's the father

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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