What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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9/11

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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anti jokes

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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