- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

Stop being a centipede

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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