There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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