- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

why am i on this site? cause its funny

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