- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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