A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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fruit salad?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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