- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Republicans

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Woman.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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