why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Not Steve Jobs

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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